GOLF HUMOR POETRY:- ODE TO THE FANATICAL GOLFER. (PART TWO)
He’s not fervent to exhibit his handicap; Around a law he would mostly daub . They told him his diversion was receiving a nap; Which it never showed up; it indispensable a map!
Of his golf attire he was Oh so proud! But people suspicion it was usually as well ‘loud’ . Mostly suggesting it indispensable a shroud; This caused a fight; a rolling dirt cloud!
To his heart, golf was a pass . It was upon a immature his essence felt giveaway . He could frequency await a time for ‘tee’; But bar impost contingency be paid; this ride’s got a fee.
Once in a blue moon he done a birdey; Yet he knew most about golf( a small nerdy) . About to tee off- his feet stood sturdy; But usually took up a divot–brown as well as verde.
It didn’t take prolonged for his eyes to in-take; A trail of a ball; a moody it contingency have . “Easy!”, he suspicion . “This is gonna be cake!” But a fish all braced for it’s entrance in to a lake.
In tip, a manners he would mostly bend; From his thoughts, a rationalisation he would lend . To him, a equates to fit a end; Similar to a fiercest soldier, his encumber contingency he defend.
Into his ‘golf life’, silt traps would rain; Bogeys rolled in similar to a little pale sight . Cancelling out any birdeys he’d gained; “Another golf game”, he sighed . “Oh, a pain!”
Shuffling in to a residence, his face fell . It slim . His mother smirked, “You mislaid again, didn’t you?” As well as illusory a hop . With an outstretched palm which ’said’, “Pay her!”; In to her purse his$ twenty went . It dead similar to a vapor!
“No cooking for me, interjection . I’m streamer in early.” “Awww, it’s usually a diversion, ” she pronounced . “No need to be surley.” “I’m not”, he pronounced . “I need to climb early.” “Suuurrre!”, she pronounced . “You as well as a self-evident ‘birdy’.”
He took a showering to rinse divided a day; It didn’t assistance most . Which golf diversion would ’stay’ . His intoxicating beverage were carried, yet, when he suspicion, “But hey!” As well as danced around observant, “Tomorrow’s an additional ‘golf day’!”
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